WELCOME COMRADE

FROM
THE PUSSY LIBERATION FRONT
(YES IT IS, SO STOP GIGGLING)

OUR DEMANDS ARE SIMPLE! OUR REVOLUTION IS JUST!

Our SECRET MANIFESTO is available on the inter-web highway,
but it is HIDDEN and SECRET...

and very RUDE!

SECRET INSTRUCTIONS TO ACCESS OUR SECRET PAGES:
Go to our website - see below. There you will see the website of our stupid pals
and their stupid magazine for cats. However, if you click on the button on
the video recorder on the first page, you will arrive at our TOP SECRET website
which we put there IN SECRET, SECRETLY!

Now EAT THIS MESSAGE. We¹ve got string to chase and a stinky litter tray.

¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!

Yours pals

Sooty, Moggins and Tiddles