IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE
The Convent of St Mary of Magdala,
Toulouse, 12 April 1814
‘It is a very singular thing indeed, Mr Hervey, for a
cornet to be placed in arrest upon the field of battle.’
Joseph Edmonds was deploying all his considerable
facility with words in order to convey the gravity of the
matter at hand.
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‘Tell me, if you please, precisely and dispassionately, the circumstances by which this was brought about.’ Cornet Hervey stood rigidly to attention before the major’s desk, his left hand clasping the sword scabbard to his side, his right hand clenched with the thumb pointing downwards along the double yellow stripe of his overalls. His eyes were set front, and filling the limited arc of their fixed gaze were two symbols which, while if not to his mind entirely contradictory, in their juxtaposition seemed somehow incongruous. For on the wall behind the desk was a large wooden cross with a painted figure of the crucified Christ. Next to it – perhaps even leaning against it – was the regimental guidon, a piece of red silk on a beechwood stave, its richly embroidered battle honours still resplendent despite the staining and fading. The irony, that he had been raised in a household whose world was shaped by the first symbol, and had then elected to throw himself wholeheartedly behind the second, was not lost on him even at this exigent moment. He had little imagined such a convergence, however, nor its place – a nunnery hastily and rudely requisitioned for the purposes of the military. He drew in a deep breath, his stomach feeling tighter than ever it had done when he had been awaiting combat, and began the recollection of the events which had brought him now before his commanding officer. ‘Sir, yesterday forenoon I was in command of the flank picket, as you had placed me, one quarter of a league to the west of our lines of attack upon this city . . .’
The fateful encounter with authority had begun
spectacularly. Edmonds had not expected any affair on
the left flank. Not that that was why he had entrusted
the picket to Hervey: he had long been of the conviction
that the worst that could happen in battle
usually did (and as a consequence he had never been
wrong-footed – at least, that is, in the field), and
Hervey and his standing patrol were a trusty yet
economical insurance.
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Hervey had disposed his command, a half-troop (by
the Sixth’s depleted muster scarcely two dozen men),
in the dead ground to the rear of a shallow ridge
running obliquely to the army’s front. They were dismounted
and standing easy. Posted as vidette a furlong
to their front, with a view into the valley beyond the
ridge, was his picket serjeant. And it was the sudden
animation in that sentinel that alerted Hervey now.
‘Mount!’ he called, and his troopers began tightening
girths before springing back into their saddles. Without
an order the contact man – the picket corporal –
galloped off to Serjeant Armstrong, who had by now
worked his way in cover along the ridge and further to
the flank.
Five minutes passed before the corporal returned,
with intelligence that thrilled through the ranks: ‘Sir,
there is a horse battery, six guns, approaching.’
‘And supports?’ pressed Hervey.
‘None observed, sir.’
‘None? No supports? That is not possible!’
‘Serjeant Armstrong says there are none within the
mile as he can see, sir.’
Hervey could scarce believe it. But, supports or no,
it would still be David and Goliath if the guns came
into action before they could close with them. He
hesitated not another second and took the patrol in a
brisk hand-gallop towards Armstrong. As they
broached the ridge he held them up and edged forward
with just his covering-corporal to where Serjeant
Armstrong was crouching in the saddle to observe over
the bracken.
‘They’ve halted, sir, just this minute,’ said the
serjeant in his melodious Tyneside.
‘Why ever do you suppose they have stopped there?’
asked Hervey, peering through his telescope.
‘Can’t make it out at all,’ Armstrong replied.
They both watched the battery, halted in the valley
two full furlongs away, eager to know in which
direction it would next move. Armstrong thought it
must turn about; Hervey was sure it would wheel left
and run parallel to the ridge. Suddenly both their predictions
were confounded: the French began
dismounting to unlimber the guns.
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Hervey’s reaction was instinctive: ‘Draw swords!
Charge!’ he cried, ramming the telescope into its saddle
holster and digging his spurs into his mare’s flanks.
His troopers took off after him as eager as greyhounds
springing a hare, but Hervey would not check
his pace for the sake of dressing: he was a dozen
lengths clear of the front rank by the time they were
half-way to the battery, only his covering-corporal
within challenging distance. The French, who had seen
them the instant they crested the ridge, were now
frantically ramming charges down the barrels of the
eight-pounders, the limbers racing back whence they
had come. At a hundred yards Hervey stretched his
sword-arm fully to the engage and fixed on the narrow
gap between the centre guns. Not one had managed to
load with canister by the time the troopers fell on
them. In panic two guns were fired with charges only,
adding smoke to the confusion but nothing more
injurious than the deafening reports. Had the gunners
taken up side-arms instead, they might have inflicted
some damage, but it was too late now. Hervey slashed
at the battery commander as the Frenchman belatedly
reached for his pistol, and the officer fell from his
horse screaming, his arm all but severed at the
shoulder. Hervey galloped on to the limbers, which
were making heavy weather of crossing a half-sunken
track (the guns were no immediate threat now and
could wait – the limbers and teams would not). They
showed no sign of yielding as Hervey made for the lead
team, and he glanced behind to see who was with him.
More than a dozen, and he could see Serjeant
Armstrong still at the guns. It would do.
If only the drivers had yielded. Then they could have
been made prisoner, or even set free. But no, they tried
to run. In panic, or in duty to the teams? There was no
time to care, even had there been time to think. Hervey
pointed rather than cut at the lead driver, using his
forward momentum to take the blade halfway to the
hilt in the Frenchman’s side. He followed through as if
at sword drill in camp, effortlessly recovering the sabre
to set about the wheeler-drivers in the same fashion.
Behind him it was the same, his dragoons doing swift
execution. And then they cut the traces to set loose
the teams, and began driving them back towards the
British lines.
Still the fight was not gone from the battery, and
small-arms fire (albeit ragged) began at the guns.
Hervey galloped at once to the relief of Serjeant
Armstrong and his half-dozen prize-takers, but the
firing was ended by the time he came up. ‘Start spiking,
then, Serjeant Armstrong,’ he called, ‘and fire the
limbers.’
‘Ay, sir,’ Armstrong replied grimly. ‘Jesus, but some
of these bastards were a time dying!’
Hervey sheathed his sabre and leaned forward in the
saddle to adjust the breastplate which had somehow
twisted. In that instant a bombardier sprang from
beneath one of the guns and thrust a spontoon in
his thigh. Hervey’s covering-corporal leaped from his
horse and launched so ferocious an assault that the
Frenchman had no time to parry the downward swordstroke.
It cleaved his skull in two, and blood bubbled
like a spring for a full minute where the body lay
twitching. Armstrong rushed to support Hervey in the
saddle.
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‘Leave go,’ he said sharply, angry with himself for
the lapse of alertness that was costing so much pain to
body and pride.
Corporal Collins spluttered an apology.
‘Don’t be a fool, man,’ snapped Hervey, gripping the
gash hard. ‘I’m not a greenhead. For heaven’s sake,
Serjeant Armstrong, let’s get these guns spiked and
then back to our post before worse arrives.’
A second later Hervey and his arresting officer would
have galloped into each other. Hervey had crested the
rise, however, just in time to evade the collision.
Reining hard right, he cursed as his mare crumpled
then struggled to regain her footing, the air bursting
from her lungs as they fought to keep their balance, her
nostrils flaring wide and blowing blood into his eyes.
And although searing pain from the gash made it
difficult for him to keep his right leg pressed on the
girth, with blood spreading its sticky warmth the length
of it, neither this nor the damned fool galloping about
his corner of the battlefield was going to dull the
exhilaration of success. He had led the charge to the
French guns, judging the moment to perfection so that
his dragoons had caught the battery at its most
vulnerable – unlimbered but not yet in action. Had he
charged too soon, the French would have been off; a
fraction too late and his little command might have
been swept away in a hail of grapeshot. The surprise
and terror in the faces of the gunners, the frenzied
cutting, thrusting and slashing, the hammering of nails
into touch-holes, then the dash back to their picket
post, expecting French lanciers to appear at any second
to spear them like dogs – it had been the stuff of a
cornet’s dream.
In truth it had been an affair, and a prize, beyond his
dreams, a prize which by rights ought never to have
been in the offing: for a whole troop of horse artillery
to come into action on a flank without cavalry
supports was abominable to any professional. Half a
dozen eight-pounders disabled, three score and more
horses captured or driven towards the British lines, and
as many gunners now lying with their lifeblood draining
into their native soil – barely a dozen Frenchmen
had escaped to seek the protection of their errant
lancers. Somewhere, Hervey knew, there was a lancier
officer who ought to be cashiered – or shot – for that
dereliction of duty. But he at least knew that he had
done his, and he had been scarcely able to bear the
wait before he would make his report to Edmonds,
afterwards to bask in the praise with which the major
was as a rule so sparing.
To have collided with the mounted interloper would
have denied him that satisfaction for sure. At such a
speed a broken neck, and death, was the likely outcome.
Or perhaps – and what many would have
counted worse – it might have meant invaliding to the
Chelsea hospital and a lifetime of milk pobs spooned
haphazardly by some old soldier. Either fate would
have been a terrible irony after escaping the French,
and he could only wonder at how often he had had
cause to be grateful for his little mare’s cat-like agility:
more than nine times, certainly, she had saved him
from disaster.
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Shortening the rein and completing his circle, he
looked about angrily for the man who had nearly
ridden him down. Anger then turned to astonishment
as he recognized him to be one of Slade’s aides-decamp,
and he wondered what in heaven’s name he was
doing on this flank. Then two staff dragoons galloped
on to the ridge as Hervey’s own men caught him up.
But his own anger was nothing to that which he was
about to face.
‘What the devil do you mean, sir, by abandoning
your post?’ bellowed the ADC as he bore down from
the opposite direction, having himself circled right,
though nothing like as tightly as Hervey and his mare
had managed.
Cornet Hervey was aghast. Blood from the gash in
his thigh, where the French bombardier had thrust the
spontoon, was soaking the entire leg of his canvas
overalls. From this alone, even to the most purblind, it
must have been clear that something had been
happening. But Slade’s staff could be as obtuse as their
general.
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‘What in God’s name are you talking about, Regan?
We did no such thing!’ he protested, sliding painfully
from the saddle to loosen the girth.
‘Then tell me how lancers have been able to loot the
general’s own baggage!’
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By now Hervey’s covering-serjeant had joined him,
still in a frenzy from the slaughter they had just dealt
the hapless battery. He seized the ADC’s reins: ‘Look,
mister, what d’ye think—?’ But the staff dragoons
reached for their sabres.
‘As you were, Armstrong! Go and settle the patrol!’
snapped Hervey.
The ADC was now beyond mere anger, and his voice
rose in shrill rage. ‘Mr Hervey, you have disobeyed
orders and that insubordinate serjeant is proof of your
unfitness for this command!’
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Hervey’s groom had brought up a second charger,
and he now remounted, though not with the easy vault
he would ordinarily have taken. Instead he was helped
up awkwardly, grimacing as more pain shot the length
of his leg. It hardly made for a conciliatory response.
‘Regan, you are a confounded ass! We’ve just spiked
six guns, for pity’s sake; we have seen no lancers!’
Lieutenant Regan’s voice lowered menacingly.
‘Then, how, pray, did they get to General Slade’s
baggage?’
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‘How in hell’s name do I know? I am responsible for
this flank, not for the whole battlefield!’
The contempt was unequivocal, and Hervey might
have anticipated its consequences had he not been so
entirely exasperated by the lieutenant’s seemingly wilful
ignorance of the affair with the enemy battery.
‘You are a damned impudent officer as well as a disobedient
one; you will hand me your sword this
instant!’
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Hervey’s jaw fell. ‘In the middle of a battle? Have
you taken leave of your senses?’
The contrast between the red jackets of the ADC
and staff dragoons and the blue of Hervey’s regiment
seemed to be intensifying the confrontation. Serjeant
Armstrong spat and let out a string of oaths, but so
thick was his Tyneside accent that Lieutenant Regan was
not sure what he had heard. The staff dragoons recognized
the tone well enough, though, and drew their
sabres. Hervey shot an angry look at Armstrong, but it
was another voice that was to quell what had by now
become little short of a brawl, a voice infinitely more
measured than Hervey was capable of at that moment.
‘Go to your post, Serjeant Armstrong,’ it
commanded, in mellow tones of Suffolk. And then,
with admirably contrived understatement: ‘Mr Hervey,
sir, is there some difficulty?’
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Hervey’s composure began returning. The voice had
often steadied him – steadied many of them – and more
so now for its being unexpected.
‘Serjeant Strange, I am in arrest. General Slade
appears to think we abandoned our post. Have you
come with orders?’
‘No, sir,’ replied the troop serjeant, in a manner so
matter-of-fact they could have been at a review, ‘only
with a report of guns moving in the direction of your
picket.’
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‘Well, they do not move any longer,’ said Hervey
with a sharp edge. ‘Look, Serjeant Strange, you had
better take command. I will tell you briefly of the
circumstances and then you must send someone to
report to Major Edmonds.’
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Serjeant Strange listened impassively as Hervey gave
a hasty account of the disabling of the battery.
‘I trust Mr Regan here will have that wound
attended to properly and with all dispatch, sir?’ was all
that Strange said in reply, turning to the ADC.
Of course he would, said the lieutenant testily. ‘I do
not need to be reminded of my business, thank you,
Serjeant!’
Serjeant Strange saluted, reined about and trotted
over to the patrol, leaving Hervey feeling not a little
awkward at his own intemperance compared with this
non-commissioned officer’s bearing.
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